Let's attack Week 5 with a different format:
AFC SouthAnglia (4-1)The Dark Knights enter Week 5 on a three-game winning streak, having swept their first doubleheader and defeated Austin in Week 4. The bad news is that Anglia might be without Travis Henry for the rest of the year, Henry having apparently failed another drug test. After trading away Frank Gore, this news would be doubly disastrous for the Dark Knights, who would then be forced into a rotation with Fred Taylor, Warrick Dunn and Earnest Graham. QB Jon Kitna will need to continue averaging 20 points per game to keep the offense afloat. WR Derrick Mason has been limited in practice and could be a late scratch. DL Jason Taylor needs to find the spark he had in 2006. Anglia faces Boston (2-3) and Halifax (1-4) this week.
Bertrand (3-2)A slow start has the Ground Force sitting out of first place, a rarity for the franchise, but a sweep this week should give them at worst a tie atop the division. Unfortunately, leading point-scorer Carson Palmer is off this week and the team is forced to start Steve McNair at QB. RB Shaun Alexander has a tough match against the Steelers, but it looks like Ron Dayne will start again against Dolphins, which should lead to a double-digit performance provided the team doesn't call too many outside pitches this week. Besides Palmer, the rest of the team remains intact this week, and we should get our first look at DB Atari Bigby, whom the Ground Force signed this week. Bertrand faces Chicago (4-1) and Boston (2-3).
Cincinnati (3-2)For those who don't know, the Keepers currently carry nine RBs on the roster. This means Cincinnati has had to sacrifice depth at other positions, and even in a week where only four teams are on bye, this Cincinnati squad is having to dig deep on their rosters to find a starting lineup. Luckily, injury hasn't struck the team fatally. At WR, the Keepers will be without their top two performers, instead starting Brandon Marshall, Roddy White and Devery Henderson, the last of whom only has four points this season. At DB, the Keepers will have to hope Rodney Harrison is on the top of his game returning from suspension. Cincinnati faces Chicago (4-1) and Glasgow (2-3).
Greenville (2-3)Greenville rolls into the Week 5 doubleheader almost completely healthy, with DB Daneil Bullocks on the IR and only TE Todd Heap and DL Kalimba Edwards threats to miss the game. However, Heap is the team's best receiver after four weeks and losing him would make sweeping the doubleheader nearly impossible. Only one other Storm WR has as many as 20 points, so the running game, Thomas Jones and Marshawn Lynch, will be relied on heavily. The Greenville LB corps has been fantastic to this point, with Julian Peterson leading the team by scoring 60 points. Big days from all four Storm LBs will be essential to the team's success. Greenville faces Glasgow (2-3) and Halifax (1-4).
AFC WestNew Mexico (3-2)The AFC's leading point scorer, New Mexico will look to extend their lead in the AFC West in Week 5's doubleheader. WRs Santana Moss and Hines Ward will miss the game and Jerry Porter is off this week. That leaves Roscoe Parrish to join Randy Moss and Steve Smith in the starting lineup. Parrish will actually see his role increase in Buffalo due to the injury to Peerless Price. Only one starting defender has more than 21 points. New Mexico will be without LB Kirk Morrison due to his off week. The secondary has been hit the hardest though. With the top DB injured and the next two DBs off, the Raiders will start Carlos Rogers and Aaron Ross, who have combined for 31 points thus far. New Mexico faces Lower Saxony (3-2) and Utica (1-4).
Austin (2-3)After a strong start, the Predators have been in a freefall heading into a difficult Week 5 doubleheader. Both Austin and St. Louis have benched Marc Bulger, though instead of Gus Frerotte Austin will turn to David Garrard fresh off his bye. Ronnie Brown has went from the trading block to the top RB in the league in four weeks time. He'll face an improved Texans defense. Marvin Harrison looks like he'll miss this game, so the team will have to decide between Joe Jurevicius and Arnaz Battle to play alongside Joey Galloway and Tony Gonzalez. Luckily for Austin, the team might be getting back LBs Zach Thomas and Matt Wilhelm. Thomas in particular would be a huge boost to the defense. Austin faces Washington (5-0) and Lower Saxony (3-2).
California (2-3)The Xtreme head into this week's doubleheader fresh off a seven-point win in Week 4 that took them out of the AFC West basement into a tie for second. QB Drew Brees should explode after having a week off against a bad Carolina secondary. With the top WR on the team off this week, California will be forced to start Bryant Johnson and a questionable Donte Stallworth. Brandon Stokley will see an increased role this week due to Javon Walker's injury. The only kicker on roster has a bye, as does starting DL Mike Patterson and top DB Darren Sharper. The Xtreme have struggled to score points this season, and with so many people off it looks like this week will be difficult for the team as well. California faces Fairfax (2-3) and Utica (1-4).
Carson City (1-4)Losers of four straight, the Bandits look to be in selling mode. With the increased competitiveness of the AFC South, it will be difficult for Carson City to rebound and earn a playoff spot. QB Matt Leinart gets another start and has a great matchup. Unfortunately, he hasn't been playing all of every game, with Arizona rotating Kurt Warner in in certain situations. The Bandits might want to look to Trent Green until Leinart starts getting all the snaps. Franchise Player Javon Walker will miss this week due to injury. The team will line up with two TEs, Heath Miller and Ben Watson, each having scored 24 points this year. The team is leaning toward starting Aaron Stecker as the lone RB over Tatum Bell. Carson City faces Washington (5-0) and Fairfax (2-3).
NFC EastWashington (5-0)The league's top team will face a couple teams on the downslope this week, giving the Braves a great shot at starting the season 7-0. Four players on the Washington offense have scored over 60 points, and only one will be off this week. Without Chad Johnson (bye) and Andre Johnson (injury), Washington will start newly-signed Reggie Williams along with Bobby Engram and TE Dallas Clark. DL Osi Umenyiora is questionable and his absence would mean the Braves only have one DL playing this week. Top DB Bob Sanders is also questionable; if he can't go, Washington would lose another couple points this week switching to Antonie Bethea or Kenoy Kennedy. Washington faces Austin (2-3) and Carson City (1-4).
Lower Saxony (3-2)Lower Saxony will get a rematch of each of the first two NFFL Bowls in Week 5, facing the AFC's top team of 2005 and 2006. With QBs Ben Roethlisberger and Chad Pennington limited in practice, the Patriots might have to start third QB Jeff Garcia against Indianapolis. The Patriots might get back RB Brandon Jacobs this week, which would be a huge boost with Rudi Johnson and Anquan Boldin out. WRs Laveranues Coles and Santonio Holmes should start, and Lower Saxony has to decide on Greg Jennings, James Jones and Jeremy Shockey, with Jennings looking like the favorite. LB Channing Crowder will miss this week's game, meaning the team might have to start three DLs. Lower Saxony faces New Mexico (3-2) and Austin (2-3).
Fairfax (2-3)The Foxes have the good fortune of facing the league's two lowest-scoring teams in Week 5. Don't pencil them in for two wins; Fairfax will be without QB Donovan McNabb, RB Brian Westbrook, and LB Thomas Howard, the team's three top scorers. Trent Edwards will likely start against Dallas over David Carr. Fairfax currently plans on starting RBs Maurice Jones-Drew and Brian Leonard, but with excellent WR depth that could change. All five healthy WRs have over 20 points this season; the two RBs have combined for 19 points. The Foxes are also without LB Omar Gaither, the second-best LB behind Howard, meaning Bradie James and Bart Scott will be the only LBs this week. Fairfax faces California (2-3) and Carson City (1-4).
Utica (1-4)Utica backs into the doubleheader losers of three straight. Despite owning the league's best player in QB Tony Romo, the Devils are struggling to score points. RB Ahman Green looks should miss this week, leaving DeAngelo Williams as the only RB option. With Isaac Bruce hurt, WR Drew Bennett should be a good start this week. Due to byes and injuries, Tommie Harris is the only available DL, though he's banged up as well. Top DB Madieu Williams is on a bye, and DeAngelo Hall and Lance Briggs are both questionable and in danger of missing this week's games. That means Utica's usually great defense will struggle to score points this week. It will be Romo's job once again to keep the Devils competitive. Utica faces New Mexico (3-2) and California (2-3).
NFC NorthChicago (4-1)The Goodfellas swept the last doubleheader and eeked out a seven-point win in Week 4, giving them a three-game winning streak heading into Week 5. QB Vince Young is back from his bye and is a threat to put up huge numbers at home against Atlanta. RB LaMont Jordan is both hurt and on a bye, so LenDale White looks to get the start next to Jamal Lewis. Plaxico Burress is questionable, and Mike Furrey would start in his absence and still give Chicago a solid offense. The Chicago defense is hurting, with six of eight potential starters either questionable or out. The Goodfellas will have to pray that they can get production from the injured group of DBs Charles Tillman, Troy Polamalu, and DL James Hall. Chicago faces Bertrand (3-2) and Cincinnati (3-2).
Boston (2-3)Boston has a losing record despite being the fourth-best scoring team in the league and ran into the Washington juggernaut last week. The Inferno will be close to full strength this week, with no notable players on byes and only Laurence Maroney, Calvin Johnson and Freddie Keaiho listed as questionable. Maroney's absence could mean a start for Sammy Morris. Johnson is the fourth option at WR. At this point, Boston looks to start Lee Evans over those guys this week, as Evans had a promising Week 4 with Trent Edwards at QB and faces a bad Dallas secondary this week. If Keaiho can't go, the team could go with Kamerion Wimbley or rookie Anthony Spencer. Boston faces Anglia (4-1) and Bertrand (3-2).
Glasgow (2-3)Glasgow is coming off a win over Utica in Week 4 but suffered a potentially big injury in the game. RB Joseph Addai is questionable for this week and the Colts might opt to keep him out of their game to give him two weeks off (Indianapolis has a Week 6 bye). Fortunately, the Warriors have Edgerrin James and Larry Johnson, both great starting options. QB Eli Manning looks to be starting, though Matt Schaub has an easier matchup. Only one prominent Warrior has a bye this week, Landon Johnson who leads the LB unit in points. DB Erik Coleman will miss the game, leaving Glasgow with only two DBs this week, Dawan Landry and Sean Taylor. Glasgow faces Cincinnati (3-2) and Greenville (2-3).
Halifax (1-4)Halifax is the hard-luck team of the NFFL, having the second-most points scored in the league despite a 1-4 record. The Armada has more points than the division-leading 4-1 Goodfellas. Number two scorer in the league Tom Brady should have a field day against Cleveland. Adrian Peterson is off and Cadillac Williams is hurt, so underperforming Cedric Benson will be by himself in the Armada backfield. Good thing for Halifax the top WRs are healthy, and Larry Fitzgerald in particular should be huge against St. Louis. The defense should excel as well, with no injuries and only one backup LB on a bye. Four Halifax LBs have scored 39 points or more, including Rocky McIntosh who comes off a bye in Week 4. Halifax faces Anglia (4-1) and Greenville (2-3).
Good luck to everyone this week! I'll need it!